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The song was the 14th best selling of 2000 in the United Kingdom. It won multiple awards, including MTV Video Music Awards for Best Video and Best Male Video, as well as a Grammy Award for Best Rap Solo Performance. In October 2011, NME placed it at number 80 on its list "150 Best Tracks of the Past 15 Years". It was listed at number 396 on NME's 500 greatest songs of all time. more » Year 2000 444 474 Views Playlists 5 Lyrics currently unavailable… Eminem Marshall Bruce Mathers III born October 17, 1972, known professionally as Eminem /ˌɛmɪˈnɛm/; often stylized as EMINƎM, is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, record executive, and actor. He is consistently cited as one of the greatest and most influential artists of all time in any genre, with Rolling Stone ranking him 83rd on its list of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time and labelling him the "King of Hip Hop". He will often be called " Slim Shady" at times. He has gotten into quite some rap battles against MGK, Machine Gun Kelly Snoop Dog, etc. more » 117 fans Written by Marshall Mathers, Andre Young, Michael Elizondo, Thomas Coster Citation Use the citation below to add these lyrics to your bibliography Missing lyrics by Eminem? Know any other songs by Eminem? Don't keep it to yourself! The Web's Largest Resource for Music, Songs & Lyrics A Member Of The STANDS4 Network Watch the song video The Real Slim Shady Browse Our awesome collection of Promoted Songs » Quiz Are you a music master? » Michael Jackson "Don't walk away, see I just can't find the right..." A. "...time of day." B. "...way to stay." C. "...thing to say." D. "...thing, come what may." Don't miss Eminem's Upcoming Events » Fri • Sep 08 • 800 PMHobart Art Theatre, Hobart, IN May I have your attention, please?May I have your attention, please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem hereY'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor, like Pam like Tommy just burst in the doorAnd started whoopin' her ass worse than beforeThey first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture agh!It's the return of the Ah, wait, no way, you're kiddingHe didn't just say what I think he did, did he?And Dr. Dre said Nothing, you idiots!Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement ha ha!Feminist women love EminemChicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of himLook at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-whatFlippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute thoughYeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedroomsSometimes I wanna get on TV and just let looseBut can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead mooseMy bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lipsAnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris isOf course they're gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?We ain't nothin' but mammalsWell, some of us, cannibalsWho cut other people open like cantaloupesBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elopeBut if you feel like I feel, I got the antidoteWomen, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goesI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell recordsWell, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!You think I give a damn about a Grammy?Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand meBut Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to firstLittle bitch put me on blast on MTVYeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-heeI should download her audio on MP3And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD agh!I'm sick of you little girl and boy groupsAll you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy youAnd there's a million of us just like meWho cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like meWho dress like me, walk, talk and act like meAnd just might be the next best thing, but not quite me'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?I'm like a head trip to listen toCause I'm only givin' you things you joke aboutWith your friends inside your livin' roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'allAnd I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at allI just get on the mic and spit itAnd whether you like to admit it, I just shit itBetter than 90% of you rappers out canThen you wonder How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?It's funny, cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirtingPinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with JergensAnd I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workingAnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkingHe could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion ringsOr in the parking lot, circling, screaming I don't give a fuck!With his windows down and his system upSo will the real Shady please stand upAnd put one of those fingers on each hand up?And be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlAnd one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?Ha haI guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of usFuck it, let’s all stand up! O verdadeiro Slim ShadyPosso ter sua atenção por favor?Posso ter sua atenção por favor?O verdadeiro Slim Shady poderia se levantar por favor?Eu repito, o verdadeiro Slim Shadypoderia se levantar porfavor?Vamos ter problemas aquiVocês agem como se nunca tivessem visto um branco antesTodos de boca abertaComo Pam e Tommy entrou com tudo pela portaE começou a espancá-la pior do que nuncaPrimeiro se divorciaramJogando ela sobre móveis Ahh!É a volta do"Ah espere, não pode ser, você tá brincandoEle não falou o que eu acabei de ouvirFalou? "E Dr. Dre disseNada seus idiotas, Dr. Dre está mortoEle está trancado no meu porãoGarotas feministas adoram EminemChicka chicka chicka Slim ShadyTo de saco cheio dele, olhem eleAndando por ai pegando no vocês sabemApontando vocês sabem quem""É, mas ele é tão fofinho"É, eu devo ter vários parafusos soltos na minha cabeçaMais nada pior do que o que estáacontecendo no quarto do seus pais ehehehehAs vezes eu quero aparecer na TV pra eu me soltarMas não posso, mais é legal pro Tom Greendtransar com um alce mortoMinha bunda está nos seus lábiosminha bunda está nos seus lábiosE se eu tiver sorte, você talvez poderá beijá-laE essa é a mensagem que transmitimos para criançinhasE esperamos que eles não saibamo que o clitóris de um mulher éÉ claro que eles vão saber o que transar significaAntes de chegarem na quarta serieEles têm o canal da Discovery, não têm?Não somos nada além de mamíferosBom, alguns de nós canibaisQue cortamos outras pessoas como melõesMas se transarmos com animais mortos e antílopesEntão não tem por quê um homemE um outro homem não poderem transarMas se você se sente como eu me sintoEu tenho o antídotoMulheres abanam suas calcinhasCante o refrão e é assim que cantaEu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levanteWill Smith não tem que falar palavrões pra vender discosBom, eu tenho, então foda-se ele, e foda-se você tambémVocê acha que eu ligo por causa de um GrammyMetade desses críticos nem me agüentamMuito menos eu perto deles"Mas Slim, e se você ganhar, não seria esquisito? "Por quê? Só pra vocês mentirem pra eu chegar até aqui?Pra vocês me sentarem perto da Britney Spears?Porra, Christina Aguilera melhor mudar os assentosPara que possa sentar ao lado do Carson Daly e Fred DurstE ouvir eles discutindo sobre pra quem ela deu primeiroSua putinha, falou merda de mim na MTV"É, ele é bonitinhomas acho que ele está casado com a Kim, hihi! "Eu deveria baixar o audio dela em mp3E mostrar para o mundo como elapassou uma doença venérea pro Eminem AHH!Estou de saco cheio dessas bandinhas de garotos e garotasVocê só me irritamEntao eu tenho N'SYNC aqui pra destruir vocêsE tem um milhão de pessoas como euQue falam palavrões como euQue estão pouco se lixando como euQue se vestem como eu, andam, falamE agem que como euE pode ser a próxima melhor coisa mas não como euEu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levanteEu sou que nem um humorista pra vocês ouviremPorque eu só falo piadasPra vocês contaram pros seu amigos na sala de estarA única diferença é que eu tenho coragem de falarNa frente de todos e eu não preciso ser falso ou mentirEu só cato o microfone e começo a falarE se você não quiser admitir ERRSou melhor do que 90 desses rappers por aiAi vocês pensam comoEssas crianças podem consumir esses álbunsQue nem remédiosÉ engraçado, porque no ritmo que estouQuando eu chegar aos 30Eu serei a única pessoa no manicômio chavecandoBeliscando as bundas das enfermeirasEnquanto bato punhetaE tô batendo mas esse pacote de ViagraNão está funcionandoE todas as pessoas tem um pouco de Slim ShadyEle pode estar trabalhando no Burger KingCuspindo nas suas cebolinhas fritasOu pode estar no estacionamento dirigindo gritandoEu tô pouco me fudendoCom as janelas abaixadas, e seu som no últimoEntão o verdadeiro Slim Shady poderia se levantar?E colocar um desses dedos em cada mão erguida?E seja feliz por estar louco e descontroladoE mais uma vez, o mais alto que puder, como que canta?Eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levantePorque eu sou o Slim Shady, sim, sou o verdadeiro ShadyTodos vocês outros Slim Shadys estão apenas imitandoEntão por favor se levante o verdadeiro Slim ShadyPor favor se levante, por favor se levanteHaha acho que tem um Slim Shady em cada um de nósDane-se, vamos todos nos levantarThe Real Slim ShadyMay I have your attention pleaseMay I have your attention pleaseWill the real slim shady please stand upI repeat will the real slimshady please stand upWe're gonna have a problem hereYa'll act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floorLike Pam and Tommy just burst in the doorAnd started whoopin her ass worse than beforeThey first were divorcedThrowing her over furniture aahIt's the return of the"ah wait, no wait, you're kiddingHe didn't just say what I think he didDid he? "And Dr. Dre saidNothing you idiots, Dr Dre's deadHe's locked in my bassmentFeminist women love eminemChicka chicka chicka slim shady"I'm sick of him, look at himWalkin around, grabbin his you know whatFlippin' to you know who""yeah, but he's so cute though"Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse than what'sgoin on in your parents bedroom ehehehehSometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let looseBut can't, but it's cool for Tom Greento hump a dead mooseMy bum is on your lipsMy bum is on your lipsAnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to knowwhat a woman's clitoris isOf course they're gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit 4th gradeThey got the discovery channel, dont they?We ain't nothing but mammalsWell, some of us cannibalsWho cut other people open like cantelopesBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen there's no reason that a manAnd another man can't elopeBut if you feel like I feelI got the antedoteWomen wave your pantehoseSing the chorus and it goesI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upWill Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell recordsWell I do, so fuck him and fuck you tooYou think I give a damn about a grammyHalf of you critics can't even stomach meLet alone stand me"but slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"Why? so you guys can just lie to get me hereSo you can sit me here next to Britney SpearsBullshit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd hear em argue over who she gave head to firstLittle bitch, put me on blast on MTV"yeah, he's cuteBut I think he's married to Kim, hee hee"I should download her audio on MP3And show the worldhow you gave eminem VD aahI'm sick of you little girl and boy groupsAll you do is annoy meSo I have N'SYNC here to destroy youAnd there's a million of us just like meWho cuss like meWho just don't give a fuck like meWho dress like me, walk, talkAnd act like meAnd just might be the next best thing, but not quite meI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upI'm like a head trip to listen toCause I'm only giving you thingsYou joke about with your friends inside you livin' roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say itIn front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at allI just get on the mic and spit itAnd whether you like to admit it riipI just shitted it better than 90 you rappers out canThen you wonder how canKids eat up these albumsLike valiumsIt's funny, cause at the rate I'm goingWhen I'm thirtyI'll be the only person in the nursing home flirtingPinchin nurses assesWhen I'm jackin off with jergen'sAnd I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagraIsn't workingIn every single person there's a slim shady lurkinHe could be workin at burger kingSpittin on your onion ringsOr in the parking lot, circling, screaminI dont give a fuckWith his windows down and his system upSo will the real shady please stand upAnd put 1 of those fingers on each hand upAnd be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlAnd 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upCause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand upHaha guess it's a slim shady in all of usFuck it let's all stand up